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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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ghdos:

soundlyawake:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

wait…that’s…real?

Yup.

ghdos:

soundlyawake:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

wait…that’s…real?

Yup.

lordemusic:

david:

Twinsies!?!

dudes i met our leader

lordemusic:

david:

Twinsies!?!

dudes i met our leader

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

shakespearee:

Popular shops in Hogsmeade

dvandme:

I love you statsbritain I look forward to these at the end of my very stressful days!

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