Why hello there I'm Jace Light-
Oh really? Tell me more about it.
Bitch, everything about you screams "HERONDALE"
oh tell me how you feel about ducks
and the pianist fingers bitch this was MY idea.
also aren't you like, a sarcastic teenager with a tortured soul and invisible inner goodness
and tell me more about falling for a girl you can't have for some reason
liked A Tale Of Two Cities much?
oh and did you know the guy whose eyes you inherited was named after me, by my FUCKING HERONDALE PARABATAI.
Call yourself Lightwood one more time, bitch.
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
this is suspiciously comforting
every scene from this show is on tumblr
Husbands can be incredibly helpful.